I love your work.

If you haven't heard it yet, I highly recommend Emma Carmichael's recent Longform Podcast interview. Super candid. Her Jezebel-related thoughts begin at about the 28 minute mark, if you're only into that. Big thangs coming in 2015.

Ferrets are #KillingIt this week.

I couldn't date a woman who isn't a feminist.

YOLO-caust or YA-locaust?

False dilemma, no? I believe Bill Cosby raped Janice Dickinson and that part of her motivation for coming forward now is self-promotion.

C-SPAN actually gets a ton of prank calls, so Scully is experienced by now. I remember watching him interview a Bush biographer a few years back. Someone phoned in with a question for the author: "I'm just curious, should President Bush get a rimjob?"

Kuka Banana Nut Brown, from New York's Andean Brewing Company is one of the best fruit beers I've ever tasted. I've found it in a bunch of stores in the greater NYC area; maybe it's available in Boston as well.

Dude's name is GRASSley. Of course he knows his snack foods!

Do you think your roommate mentioned it because he wants to shtup you? He probably wants to shtup you.

Why would anyone dislike Miesha Tate?

This is so cool (and hot). Clover, any particular reason you didn't post this for the wider Jezebel audience?

My stage name is "Rumbling Pants".

Sorry to be an anal music geek, but are the pieces in question actually songs?

The IKEA assembly manual writer. Of course he's a douche.

Oh god. They MUST do Dueling Banjos together.

A Measured Rebuttal* (chanted like the prayer from Full Metal Jacket)

With goats, as with people, kids are the worst.

With goats, as with people, kids are the worst.