Jezebel's masthead should include a trigger warning for people with abandonment issues.

I guess it's never to early to instill the message that while men can be superheroes, women can only date them

I prefer to know their names.

69 with a French mime inside of a clown car that's suspended above Niagara Falls while the cast of Dawson's Creek looks on and sings Let It Go...r

You say that like Emma has no experience with an Insane Posse.

But seriously: pick up your f-ing dog poo.

It's unfair and also frightening. That's why so many people thought of this passage from Watchmen when Williams passed:

Rick Ross wishes he was this guy.

Would you really be squicked out if you discovered you married your 30th cousin? I can't even conceive of how distantly related that is.

I love this picture of them mid-cheer (and Roger Federer's wife Mirka is just totally zen).

Chris Hayes tweeted 20 minutes ago that he saw what appeared to be a dead body lying in the street. Shots have been fired by civilians at civilians. No police were in the area at the time.

A "Stern talk" was once a harsh penalty in the NBA. David would ramble on for hours.

Corey Harrison (AKA Big Hoss) from Pawn Stars has offered a $10,000 reward for finding War Machine. And a twitter account associated with Anonymous tweeted that they're using the geo-locating from War Machine's tweets to find him.

In most religions/religious sects, including Mormonism, clergy shape religious practice. If adherents of a religion want to change or eliminate a practice, they place pressure on the clergy. That's what she's doing here. That's what religious reform is. Why does she need to leave her faith behind?

Assuming she blindly follows her faith demeans her intelligence. And based on her article, she seems quite thoughtful about her faith and affiliation with the Mormon Church.

Good call, Jullia: Sarah's a peach.

He's saying he showed up at her house at 2am with an engagement ring...even though he broke up with her months earlier. I wouldn't look for coherent thoughts from him.

FYI: War Machine performed in several porn videos as well. Though I haven't seen any articles in mainstream news outlets include that detail.

Umm, how is professional fighting bullying? Are all female MMA fighters bullies too?