You’re behind the times, amigo. Gray’s Papaya now charges $2.95 per dog and $6.45 for the 2 dogs and a medium drink Recession Special.

Baby Boy Bruce bears a striking resemblance to Mr. Met.

Fun fact about that Maroon goal: All four Devils skaters on the ice were acquired by Ray Shero via trade (Maroon, Hall, Palmieri, and Vatanen).

Sherman Alexie has been on my mind since the start of #MeToo.

I found myself vascillating between thinking the movie is superior and inferior to the novel. Ultimately, it’s best to let go of the impulse to compare them. Garland borrows the book’s skeleton to tell a very different story. The plot, structure, and characterization diverge from VanderMeer’s work. While there’s…

Two non-plot spoilery observations on film versus book:

5. Carl Lewis before one of the Jordan Bulls NBA finals games. Dude can run, but he cannot sing and could not hit any of the high notes.

Is this the space to post our favorite Hava Nagila renditions?

Relevant:

The return address is actually for the Houston Country Club.

FYI: The return address is for the Houston Country Club.

and said giving bananas to black players was “just for fun,”

Deadspin’s first article on Halep was about “the demise of her fantastical cans” (“her most famous assets”). That one hasn’t aged well.

Waddell strapped up, then spent a while talking to his in-laws. “I talked to them for 20 minutes, and they had no idea I had the fish on,” he said.

Now for a 3 hour track of Doc bellowing: “ZACH PARISE OUT OF A NET-MOUTH SCRAMBLE AND THE GAME IS TIED!!!!!”

Friend, you chose the wrong side of the over/under.

Isn’t “waffleboarded” when a goalie swats away the puck with his blocker?

TG4 is an Irish-language station.