Curt Schilling the only person who has blocked me on Twitter. This will be in line 3 of my obituary.

It’s understandable, life aint easy for a boy named Sue.

Regarding Henry should have had Han Solo’s reaction time, he never would have turned into a dimwit!

OH MY GAWD JOHNNNNNN LOOK AT HOW TRAFFIC CONE NUMBER 3 APPEARS TO LOST CONSCIOUSNESS BRIEFLY WHILE I WAS SCREAMING ABOUT THAT WHIPPER SNAPPED CLINT FRAZIER DISRESPECTING KNOWN SAINT AND ALL AROUND PERFECT HUMAN MICKEY MANTLE!

Those eyebrows are on CREEP

But it didn’t change anything, he’s getting a 4 year max to play for 3 years in Brooklyn.

If you think texts are any more private than the others I’ve got some lovely oceanfront property in Florida that would be great for you!

As long as he only shoots the dick and not the balls he should still be able to make a baby.

So after 7 Seasons and 5 episodes of Cersei being the worst, you nearly cried when she died?  I applauded.

Every single poll in 2016 had Hillary wiping the floor with DTrump, public polls are garbage.

Yes

It’s also very clear that congress has the power to arrest those who disobey subpoenas, that’s working out greeeeeeeeeat.

If some road beef has your kid, you don't have to acknowledge them. Adrian 28:12

This is clearly photoshopped, Duke only allows 2 black players per year.

He should have used the old toaster in the bathtub gimmick, that way he could have been the school's namesake in death.

Papi must have doubled up on the Elevex.

The 25 percent that involve CM Punk or Daniel Bryan. The rest is doo doo

I'd like to trample that young lass in the hot pants

By helmet to helmet, you of course mean "Shoulder pad to chest"

I KNEW that Jerome Bettis was a dirtbag.