I thought the kid that caught Jeter's 3000th hit HR ball was a lifelong Yankee fan, SMH

Jim Nantz said that he wore #3 for the holy trinity, now we really know it's for how many inputs he requires from potential mates.

I had to use the rear view mirror bird on a bitch this morning, she was giving me the move over in the left lane of a 55 zone when I was going 80.