you seem to have missed the reference

Lot of ignorance here. I can't believe in 2015 people are still buying this Arceus creationist myth.

Clearly the first pokemon is Solosis, the single cell pokemon. Ya'll motherfuckers need science.

Thou shalt allow alt+tab.

Some more gold.

I majored in spacing out in college.

Xbox... use a coat?

Sounds like the father is the family's biggest problem with his temper problem.

The 80s porn music really sold me

Exactly what im thinking.. Like what was you expecting.. its called hyrule warriors.. It's kinda obvious that it would have the dynasty warrior's blood in it. I wonder if hes going to be surprised that pokken tournament will play more like tekken then pokemon..

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If only every commercial was even half this entertaining to watch, commercial breaks would be a lot less terrible.

Star Wars Shadows of the Empire on N64 had the most absurd inputs for any cheat codes. You had to use your chin or nose or something to move the stick once you had the other buttons pressed properly.

Investment was coined by EA? You've got it all wrong, Peter Molyneux coined it. Invest to Play is the future!

Dust.

Toxic rain! (stealth breathing technique). Some stay dry while others feel the pain.

thats what she said

2) It's worth waiting for daily deals.

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