Never change, Pop. You God damn national treasure, you.

If it comes down to Duke losing vs my bracket winning, I'll choose Duke losing every time, fuck my bracket

I'll gladly watch my bracket suffer in exchange for a first round Duke loss. Fuck yes.

I remember a similar story about Tim Tebow. Someone at a Denver game a few years back slipped and fell in the stairwell and looked like they hurt their ankle, so Tim ran to one of the concession stands and tossed him a bag of ice which went way over the guy's head. The 2nd bag of ice landed 5 feet in front of the guy.…

I am implying that it is and outdated system that was put in place about 100 years or so ago and is not necessary.

“Who’s Bill and who gives a shit if he’s anti-gay? If anyone is going to keep Arizona from the Super Bowl, it’ll be me.”

Mariah Carey is PERFECT THANK YOU.

For all the complaints about Sochi's accommodations, it seems these guys had no trouble finding a place to crash.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

For the record, I like the over. The elements mean nothing to a true punter.

Tom: Worst person in the sports world? Ah, that's not so bad.

Note to everyone who says "but what if your pizza is too hot to hold?":

Haha it sounds like you're a total insecure asshole (probably women's fault, right?). Spoiler alert: your assholeness is the reason women don't want you.

"Johnny Depp is good looking and funny."

Ugh, not to me.. he looks like an annoying hobo. :/ But my opinions on what is sexy are kinda weird. I like dudes who look like Vikings, with beards and big chests.. Zakk Wylde comes to mind as a good example...

"To be clear, none of this is any reason to wallow in filth and dirt. Proper hand-washing, food preparation hygiene, and overall cleanliness is important to good health and well-being."

Michael Jordan may be a big fan of beer pong (because he cheats at it)

my dad, 50-yr-old down to earth stoner, could care less about celebs or pop culture about anything other than Neil Young, but he just moved to nyc and lives on the same block as Cameron (her boyfriend maybe?). they've ended up walking their dogs at the same time of day on a pretty regular basis, and she has officially…

"I think the whole thing is a bit Sideways,"

I studied linguistics, and it looks like you've lost here but I thought someone should reinforce that you're completely right. But, you know, how can you explain the fundamental principle of language in the face of "ebonics" and "I'm not racist but the way I speak it is the right way", right? Sorry.

I think it was an honest question because most Alabama fans don't really know what English sounds like.