One of his best friends - his best friends - dresses like Russell Westbrook, and that's close enough.

CHRIS KLUWE MURDERED LENNAY KEKUA!

It's Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele, and Deadspin already wrote that "story."

There are few things more annoying than someone who grew up in a rural environment making it out and then shitting all over the place he or she came from and people he or she grew up with, for the benefit of other urban sophisticates.

Except Rivera didn't imply that Cam was a fuckup unworthy of the #1 overall pick because he had a rough stretch in a game against a top defense, and he hasn't been on Newton's case about meaningless bullshit for 3 years. Context matters.

[coach throws kid at couch]

Fortunately for Joe that was probably the least embarrassing pass made by a Jet in the last 10 years.

Coach T: "No shit. Why's everyone trippin' over this?"

I'm not saying that Brian Boitano isn't of sound mind, but for him to wait this long to confirm what everybody already knew seems kind of Spacey, no?

and if anyone knows my wife will be faking, it's me

We've got to cross the Mississippi River to get there. A lot of you are gonna die. - Aaron Hernandez on his Vegas birthday party invite.

Tucker: Can I kick it?

Marking the first time this season anyone was excited about Andre's involvement with people 2-11

It's less of a risk than the patch, and something like 1.9x more a risk with the pill. So, no, this isn't new or groundbreaking. In fact, it's basically the birth control version of anti-vaxxers. Funny how Jezebel was happy to crucify Katie Couric for shoddy reporting on the HPV vaccine, but then copies that reporting…

You don't understand journalism. There is no such thing as "responsible journalism" when it comes to editorials, which is (essentially) what this is.

Stating a belief in something is not the same as relating that belief as fact.

I think the only fair move is to allow the Ravens to pick for the Steelers in the first round. I'd love the calls to Pittsburgh's war room:

Because what these people really want to say is, "Hast thou been cleansed in ye Blood of Christ where thou mayst find shelter from the wrath of the Almighty God?"