Every year my daughter writes extensive Christmas lists and demands a tree, two requests I never grant. She is always confused as to why. I just don't have the heart to tell her we're Jewish.

the only thing worst than a list with insane wishes is the kid who just says "I don't know" when asked to make a list. If you keep that up Santa's going to get you a new cordless drill.

My kid wrote a letter to Santa, but I didn't take note of its contents. I suck. I also thought about mailing it without a stamp so as not to waste the postage, but even I'm not that heartless. I hope Mrs. Snoop isn't reading this.

If He had brought only a two, it would have been enough — dayeinu! דַּיֵּנוּ

STICK TO SPROUTS!!1!1

Brandon Merriweather says no.

It's nice that Marshall is paying lip service to the issue, but he's blatantly ignoring the most dangerous locker room culture in the league: Tampa Bay's.

Maybe I've just gotten too numb after hearing 20+ years worth of how my lack of a penis means I don't understand and/or am ruining sports by simply liking them, but at this point, whenever I hear bullshit like this, all I can do is...

Further indication that Troy has never watched women's rugby.

That way they don't have to try to spell misogynistic.

"All of this..., has a setting. It's set to men."

Besides I can't imagine Favre giving a shit whether or not he hits the target. HE'S JUST HAVIN' FUN OUT THERE.

"I am going to flick her without a condom and cook in her condo."

Jezebel: It's ok to make fun of men's weight but not ok to mention ANYTHING about a woman's weight, even if she is morbidly obese.... DoubleStandards... Gotta love em.

Escort here! Her job IS hugely different from mine; I could never be a porn actress, given my hatred of cameras & being in the public eye & my lack of exhibitionist tendencies.

If you do something well, never do it for free.

An aggrieved white person AND an anti-Semite? Golly, what are the odds?

"They made fun of my hat! They called it MACARONI!"

I'm calling BS on you ever having seen breastfeeding during a business meeting. 99.9999% of offices don't allow infants to be present during meetings, (or even at the office at all, unless you're Marissa Meyer and make up your own rules) and unless your company is in the habit of holding business meetings in public…