Also, it's good with the press.

After the spike, the hotline was immediately flagged for excessive celebration.

Furthermore, if you burners continue to call me a "celsius" (whatever the hell that is) you will be dismissed.

Yeah, sometimes Canadian TV does flip out a bit. Usually you just have to bang on the top of the set and it goes back to normal.

Even in his memos Goodell needs to control-u.

I obviously didn't expect you to look it up, you're a dumbass. Also:

I have made the point that yes, crime rates are not completely out of whack in the NFL. And yes, domestic violence is a national problem.

Not if you take income into account. DV is higher in lower income brackets (although of course it occurs at all income brackets) NFL players, even the lowest of the low are high income bracket.

"I'm sorry, I think this woman is off her rocker. I think she's lost her mind," Smith said. "That's right, I said it."

ESPN doesn't think it has a Stephan A. Smith problem.

NFL on Josh Gordon: "We asked Josh to be diligent to ensure that he made sure all of his acquaintances are on the up-and-up and he never got caught in a compromising position. Josh's behavior has disappointed us greatly."

Most victims of domestic abuse stay with there abuser. So everyone needs to back off the "she's doing it for the money.".

Reports are surfacing that several have been charged with assault in the first degree, which is both a fair charge and a slice of witty commentary by local officials on the educational accolades of those present.

The arrested Texas Tech fans will have the book thrown at them. The UTEP fans, however, will be charged as miners.

"But, technically, it was the elevator rail that knocked her out!!!"

- Rando Burner

Glad you recorded it because ESPN has taken down the First Take Video (that they promoted just hours ago) and have, apparently, cleared Adam's twitter feed. http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=…

A source close to Goodell says the commissioner "doesn't understand why this is happening. He just wishes this story would go away and leave him alone. All he tried to do was protect himself. And now, no matter where he goes, it's there, reminding him of the black eye it gave him, implying by its very presence that it…

Not yet. Assuming the protests will start once Ray Rice is back (which he'd better not be). If more isn't done with Ray Rice as far as punishment, I seriously might sell my season tickets and donate whatever profits I make on it to House of Ruth (domestic violence charity).

Can we really know without hearing audio from the incident? I didn't hear the Football Gods chortling at any point...

"Exculpatory? Listen, firstly of all, they are still married. And B, I just don't see how you can see her as culpatory."