That's not the full email—the rest is boring stuff about family news—but I did not make it up. My dad has very hot sports takes.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

Cowboys: Clarence Hill Jr., Fort-Worth Star Telegram

That was the worst theme cruise ever.

#NotAllBurritos

Fox & Friends Host Has Misogynistic Question For Mo'Ne Davis

If Roger Goodell could meet with Scandrick and Molly at the same time to get her side of the story it is possible this will be reduced to a 2-game suspension.

Probably should of just knock his ex-girlfriend out to get a lesser suspension instead

Does this list also apply to language used in a cover letter? (Though I agree that no one should use the word 'synergy' in any context EVER).

Can you explain why commenters feel the need to comment without reading the article?

The context is that he was unarmed and had his hands in the air. The context is that police murder a black person every 28 hours in the US. The context is hundreds of years of dehumanization of black people: lynchings, slavery, you name it. The context is the rights that we are supposedly afforded by the Constitution,…

Can you explain why Mike Brown was gunned down in the street while James Eagan Holmes, who killed twelve people and injured 70 others after opening fire in a movie theater, was escorted into a squad car?

.. It's Diego Maradona. The latter is already confirmed.

There are possible solutions/mitigation methods for this issue - putting a waiting period on created burner accounts before they can post images, limiting the number of images that can be posted on a burner account within a certain period of their creation, etc. - but I doubt Denton is willing to do anything that…

And did you see what she was wearing? I mean, those skates and those hockey pads...she's practically asking for it.

It's called football. You don't have to call it "American Football" unless your goal is to sound like you have a Union Jack stuffed up your ass and a spot of tea brewing up.

Are you available for parties?

Every time I read your name I imagine thats's how John Travolta would pronounce Dylan McDermott's name.

It's not just the (lack of) merit of the point, it's that anything that isn't the real issue (domestic abuse can't be tolerated, and the NFL fucked up by tolerating it) gives cover to that issue.