I can’t believe you had a chain restaurant experience at a chain restaurant. 

I don’t understand the outrage, I don’t understand why Maya Rudolph would want to be a part of this, I don’t understand why M&M’s need personalities, nor do I understand why it’s a problem that they do.

So...can’t compare pop artists now?

Oh no, he prefers a different pop star. That monster.

You need to calm down. I like Stephen A. He does annoy the hell out of me sometimes. This was no big deal. It was an unnecessary comment but he wasn’t trying to be disrespectful.

i know she’s a Bad Person, but we don’t talk enough about how, almost more importantly, she’s a Bad Actress. i’m so fucking glad i don’t have to see her in star wars anymore.

How do we feel about Rock talking shit about a black woman’s medical issues? No one gives a shit? Cool.

Hot take: while it was rude, inappropriate and unprofessional of him, and I understand a temporary ban, it was still not even fucking close to as big of a deal as people made about it. The hyperbole is insane - everyone was acting like Smith beat Rock to a pulp.

I’m going to have to assume you don’t see a lot of movies. Black Adam wasn’t a great movie by any stretch, but it was serviceable popcorn stuff. Probably above average by post-Nolan DC standards.

I heard it’s because the Rock is too chickenshit and candy-assed to go toe to toe with Superman.

For what it’s worth, I mostly enjoyed Black Adam.

It’s kinda been hilarious watching him realize that 1.) running a platform totally free of any or even most speech restrictions and running a profitable business are incompatible and mutually exclusive goals, and 2.) the internet itself resulted in the freest speech we’ve had in the country’s entire existence (you can…

It’s like Elon is slowly learning “free speech” doesn’t actually mean the ability to say literally anything you want consequence free.  

I can’t help but feel this could have a negative effect on my Twitter account where I post daily facts about mastodons.

Isn’t this exactly what he criticized the previous management for doing by blocking links to that one NY Post article?

Help me someone I’m drowning in all this free speech.

Why? Nobody questions Joe Pesci’s mental health when he periodically retires.