Man.

"Asking $1,500 or best offer. Serious inquiries only"

Be kind of cool to buy it and move to Baltimore for new beginnings

Still better than their earlier effort, Con Err.

The six worst Colts ever:

"You can skip ahead to 4:12 in these highlights..."

Who comes up with the titles for these posts, anyway? The American League pennant?

Stop me if you've heard this one before:

Worst I ever saw was a guy in a backwards Habs hat and a Yankees cape (!), in Toronto, at a Jays-Twins game. We was like Captain Douchebag, World's Worst Superhero.

It was probably a good idea for Marat to start dating over e-mail, because he always blows calls.

I'm bad at coming up with fake names :(

Oh, the ironing...

"Hey Buddy, what do you think of these facilities?"

I play in a league with 6 IDP - 2 DL, 2 LB, 2 DB. it fucking RULES.

How serendipitous. One the one hand, we have a leader in poor calls and drops. On the other, we have AT&T.

I can't watch videos while at work under penalty of death (we have a gladiatorial arena just underneath the break room, I swear to god), so this observation is coming entirely off the frozen still, but,

Is that Mark Cuban? That has to be Mark Cuban.

We've seen what happens when you use a dating app to ask women about comptrollers, cronuts, and the Egyptian revolution. But what do you get when the questions are all about baseball? Our man Samer Kalaf digs in. [Extra Mustard]

You know who was an exciting baseball player? Ryan Braun . . . . .