The Blind Size

That's good advice. Most Paraguayan refs can't wait to get promoted to the Brazilian leagues. When that happens, they know they'll be headed in the right direction.

I'd watch him butter toast while reading the NY Times before I watched the Raiders do anything.

I hate the baseball field. Nothing says you're low-rent like a big patch of dirt on the center.

I'm not surprised. Just watching Siragusa on TV makes me want to drive my car into a utility pole.

These Deadspin poop-mouths make me angrier than a you-know-what!

Close Second:

I was able to put together the dream team

Too short! Great piece, very well written.

I'm assuming you don't get the irony of what you just said.

Who the hell decided to make trash cans for the bathroom so fucking small? The one in our bathroom refills to the top in about a day and a half after emptying it. Then my wife and I proceed with the typical passive aggressive showdown over how long we can go before the other gets fed up and empties the damn thing.…

I'm gonna drop some frogs
Gotta sooner booster in mah pocket
Ah ah I'm cheatin
Lookin for red shirt
This ain't fucking awesome

Birthday DUAN!

the screws can run as much as $1,000 a pop.

Important photoshop work here: What would other NFL figures look like with Mark Sanchez's hair? [Mandatory]

How far can you punt a football?