This was Muggsy Bogues' stunt to get Charlotte to embrace the Hornets name. Not sure what Scalabrine is doing there, though.

If any media interviews me about my substance abuse history, they must tell me a dark secret first.

The only person that can sit in a studio by himself and have a successful sports show is Jim Rome.

If Donte Stallworth could come back, then...uh, well, nevermind. Good luck.

"I had nothing else planned this week" - said Urban Meyer, before admitting past University of Florida infractions.

Try flies. Two days ago, my roommates and I woke up to Amityville Horror, with flies caking three separate windows. We aren't human traffickers, so our place is clean. I have no idea where they are coming from. I'm about to bomb the house.

Lost me at the part that stated you didn't like player-chosen music introductions. This is THE best part of introductions.

No Glen Rice??!!!

I've never heard this much screaming in Philadelphia since the weekend Allen Iverson kidnapped his own children. QUIET, DAMMNIT.

"Don't get SAD, get M.A.A.D" - Denver Broncos

He won a Kings' Cup? So did I in college...

I always rush to read the Funbag and am always disappointed when it ends. I LOVE THIS STUFF, Magary. You make my sometimes miserable job much brighter.

"Fanw ith ticket stub 23415, please come to the blue concession stand at gate A5. You've won 25% off your next DUI."

At least the kid knows the meaning of a dollar at young age.

This is cruel. Why would she divulge the Asiana flight meal?

I think the prank was horrible. He should have tried to slip Enola Gay as the flight name somewhere after the flight number. Psh.

Imagine the conversation Bud Selig and David Stern would have together. It would be epic.

Howard Dean still remains as the unofficial bench coach.

Notice the attempted take-down from the spectator in sandals at the 6-7 second mark. This could have nearly derailed a stage with large amounts of blood from the scrapes of the posing streaker (no bloomers next time, PUSSY), while a dog zipped by riders to get help (Lassie!) as friend of turquoise-boxer bro projects…

To answer your Neymar question - http://deadspin.com/search?q=neyma…