Cricket is now my favorite sport.

Google Glass isn't working too well.

Someone needs to keep up on Kaner without Dickey here. I say give it to Ley.

Exeter, you beat me to it! +1 for punctuality and +1 for creativity.

I have one wish Mr. Magary, that when your children are old enough to comprehend your wit, please share each and every one of these well-crafted articles with them. You have already become the coolest dad in school without you knowing it.

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Translation: Jeter is an expert in getting hurt.

This is a real good start, but take into consideration all the factors mentioned by your readers below and run with it.

He got advice from a great doctor down South, who specializes in euthanizing Wolverines as well. Welcome, Dr. Clowney: http://www.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/upl…

Sports Machine, where are you? I need something witty to get me through the last hour of work!

My wiener dog does this all the time. No lie.

" Weiners in high demand for Gameday" - Cleveland Plain-Dealer

Fox makes me think of sensationalist monkeys running around. ESPN makes me think of sensationalist monkeys running around, but at least they have sexual, inner office affairs and Jay Bilas. Read Jay Bilas' twitter feed. Both make ESPN more attractive.

Security guard at the Knicks' game. Re-post needed. You guys had it on here yesterday.

Mistakes do happen, but this is on both ESPN and the other small outlet, too. Print or web, companies hire EDITORS for a reason. Assume makes an ASS out of U and ME...and B.J.

Rahim Moore was supposed to be the DD, but he missed his chance to provide safety.

This is some strange role play for a couple

Sure, he can still bring the mustard, but he is still working to ketchup to where he used to be.

Edit - The bulls went running with Rex Ryan...