It's about time someone with the last name Durant gets a ring.

Get over 100 recommendations on this post and nothing will happen. LATE NATE AT WORK DUAN.

This is why I love Shaq, who Dwight will never be: http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id…

So, just like driving in the streets of Jamaica. Great.

Here is the ugly truth: Non-attractive women are not expected to hold statures of physical, marketable grandeur. They are hustlers, wheelers - and -dealers, and brains of our contemporaries for the most part. Attractive women are expected to be in the spotlight and use their flesh for business. Again, these are the…

Sam, you are a good writer. I think instead of preceded, which implies directly or immediately before, you could have used a phrase that evoked memories of a model-like Sharapova. You had your facts right, so don't worry about it.

If 60% of Americans weren't obese, we wouldn't be slopping on these delightful, yet calorie-inducing condiments. Thus, we wouldn't have stains. But, that wouldn't be any fun, now would it? Keep piling on the dill pickles, relish, mustard and ketchup, Americans.

He's just trying the spark plug maneuver. I mean just look at his grimace and well-positioned hand to his...ahhh, you know what I mean.

Heyyyyyy @ Slimthugga

"Wake up feeling blessed up, pistol on that dresser" - Aaron Hernandez's motto, courtesy of A$AP.

It's safe to say he has landed: http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id…

What source are you getting this from? I hate D12

Let's stop being polite and go Wild for the Night.

That's funny...no run protection on the field or off for this RB.

It's all about being noticed, that's all. In fact, probably the same dude that voted a gazillon times for Marty Brodeur to be on the cover of NHL.

That's awesome - except for the offensive 3-second call he will continue to get called on while camping out all day in the lane. Guy's gotta move.

Papelbon still doesn't think she is an All-Star.

Doug, consistenly killing it with these jokes! +1

In response to what time the chairman can explain the use to your child...RIGHT F****** NOW.

"YOU'RE OUT!" - First Base Umpire