Deadspin isn't a sports news site. If you want game recaps go to si.com or ESPN. I think a certain level of knowledge is assumed here. I, for one, have no interest in reading something like "Red Sox take game 1" on this site. I'm sure many others feel the same way.

I was baffled by the same thing. As a pro-Skyline counterpoint, they passed on professional stock photos to use video footage of what appears to be tiny chunks of pulverized ground beef in an impossibly loose brown liquid?

How is what the NCAA did worse than Nevin Shapiro (allegedly) paying for a Miami player's baby mama to have an abortion?!

What I want to talk about it how this happened? The guy is not texting or even holding a cell phone. Was he looking down with his eyes closed? How does he not notice the yellow line? So many questions, no answers.

It's an ibis, bitch.

As a Pats fan this play alone makes up for about 36% of my pain from 2007.

Came from behind grabbed low and got the sack

So, there I am, balls deep in this guy's ass, when he's like "Yo, can you give me a reach-around?" and I'm like "Fuck no! I ain't gay!"

Yes, wearing pink will feminize football.

Calling a radio program to whine is the manliest way to express your opinion.

What's the over/under on how long it takes before this guy gets busted in an airport bathroom?

That is funny. Tell it again for the third time.

That's funny. Tell it for a third time.

I want Ron Burgundy II to be funny. Regardless, we'll always have Night at the Roxbury.

Boy, that Johannsson (so many consanants!) goal looked awfully ho-hum.

Calling the author a faggot, telling him you'd like to kill his dog, drink it's blood, and piss on his face, telling him you hope he get's Parkinson's disease, etc... is not a "natural response".

Wow, Cardinals fans really proved you wrong.

Wait, Hitler liked to be shit on? How did Shirer miss that?

Hopefully you catch Parkinsons soon was my favourite.
That reminds me, I need to go get my Parkinsons vaccination.

Wow, they sure burned Drew. I mean it is now clear that Drew was totally wrong about how self-important, self-aggrandizing, and circle jerky Cardinal fans are.