What a colossal waste of time.

Seriously this guy? I mean good Lord pal clean it up. THIS is what you do with your time? Just unbelievable some people.

His name sounds like a derogatory slur of some kind. I'm going to call someone a Ken Tarr on the street and see if I get punched.

I'm with you. Dude just seems like a douche with nothing better to do than fuck with people. Not really impressive.

I dunno. This is kind of up there with the two comedians that stole the Pro Bowl Jersey's from Mike Vanderjagt's bar. The guy's just basically being a dick. Not too amusing.

Deadspin Job Test: load a revolver with 5 bullets. Spin, put gun in mouth and pull trigger. If it goes click, you get a job.

Ok, well the part when the same kid said "You know why they call me Shakespeare? Because all I do is make plays mother fucka!" was hilarious. I literally LOL

So literally a Mickey Mouse League

So let me get this straight, Dominic: your job requires you to bend over while another man stands directly behind you with his hands brushing your taint, and you're questioning someone else's sexuality?

Looks like Raiola found a computer

More like Zach Dork.

You seem smart and cool

It's okay, I hate it when I'm wrong too.

I read it, it's very easy to refute. If you don't fucking like the terms of the agreement, that you're not going to get paid above and beyond all the other benefits your receive, then don't fucking play college ball and quit fucking crying. I assume you also picket your local Burger King because those folks get paid…

What's that? I can't hear you above the angry internet screaming. I blame my phone's auto-correct for defaulting to a misspelling. It learns from my typing, and I misspelled it once, so now it always defaults to that. I hope you can understand. I deeply apologize. Also, your argument is a lot better than mine.

Jesus Christ just drop it already. College players will never be paid. Never ever ever.

Just stop.

People, including players, have choices. If your singular goal is to make money, then skip college and go straight to the pros. Otherwise, you have the opportunity to receive an education in exchange for participating in college athletics. It's the player's choice to decide which path to take.

This argument is dumb. These kids know the score when they sign on to play college ball. They get a hell of a deal in terms of a free education, room and board, training by the best coaches and in the best facilities, and all the extras that come with playing D1 athletics. The fact is, their market value wouldn't be…

The Baboon has recently accepted a full scholarship to Notre Dame.

+101 lol