Ah, conspiracy theorists. The dumbest human beings walking on the face of the earth. How fucking mentally deficient do you have to be to totally twist an event in which YOU SAW UNFOLD LIVE IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES? You, literally, saw planes fly into the World Trade Center. Not to mention the thousands upon thousands of…

Well said.

Completely agree. I'd go as far as to argue that they should be shot.

And running McCoy 31 times a game will surely get him injured or killed.

Chuckleheads...Jesus Christ.

Wow, really? Man, that was fucking painful. I actually feel embarrassed for you.

Because a lot of people don't know shit about football?

You don't have to worry, they won't.

He's a pussy. That's what all these gang members are. Pussies.

Once again, a bullet in the head will solve this problem. Do the same to his entire scum family. As you can see it runs in their blood.

Bullet in the head. Problem solved.

No.

I probably would but only if she grew her hair back. And even with normal hair she's barely passable, much less hot. I'm guessing you're black, right? That explains everything.

If you think she's hot, I feel sorry for you.

Nice

Should've just deleted the whole thing as it's not even remotely funny.

Great story.

Man, that was painful. Please fuck off and die.

I obviously did. Looks like a half-breed to me.

That's an obvious half-breed.