It says a lot that it took you 15 minutes to read through this.

Please die.

Continues to prove my point and doesn't even realize it. Hilarious.

Keith is awesome.

"It's a stranger calling you a dipshit. It's not really up for debate.You can list and refute all you want, but you're not going to convince me into thinking you are anything but a dipshit. "

"Let me get this right: you made an itemized bullet point list to refute the legitimacy of someone calling you a fuckwit, but I'm the nerd? OK. "

"Daft is an awesome word"

"Thanks for reminding me of everything that sucks about the internet."

"Oh but nerd is on the cutting edge now, huh?"

What does not having a shitty sense of humor have to do with "intellectual perspective"? And who calls someone a "fuckboy", you fucking nerd?

Thanks for proving me correct on the age and the corniness of the people that comment here.

The stories are ok some of the time. The jokes are embarrassing 100% of the time. I come for the stories.

Brilliant response. Also, "tool" is not much of step up from "daft", you fucking nerd.

*and make

Sorry I offended you, you old fuck. Oh, and your CAPS LOCK button seems to be broken.

Thank you. Like I've said a million times, the people that comment here are the biggest collection of unfunny, lame, cornball, old fucks on the internet. Their "jokes" are painful to read. I hope they all simultaneously die of massive heart attacks.

Daft? Are you from fucking 1910? This site sucks because of old fucking men that use the word "daft" and making corny ass, lame ass jokes that my 60 year old dad wouldn't even find funny.

"After Getting Fucking Bossed..."

He's 6'6".

That's not funny.