Yeah, the brain can play tricks on you for sure. It does look oily at first, but if you look hard at all the white streaks on the legs you’ll see that it is just paint after a few seconds.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

What’s sad is how good of a question this is. Trump is unbelievably awful, of course, but the fact that he’s SO boorish and turns a lot of people off just by being himself almost tamps that down a little on a global level. The fact that Pence was named “winner” of a debate in which he just lied constantly gives a…

Can you imagine what she’d look like if she got sunburned in that outfit?

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

April is the fictional reporter that covers and befriends the turtles.

“Driver went way too fast everywhere, kept the windows down, and tailgated everyone the entire trip to the airport. I made my flight on time, but my coffee spilled everywhere and he overcharged me for luggage even though I just had two carry-ons. Plus he totally botched the apex on the Departures offramp because it…

Is this the real life?

COTD is a McGuffin that lets us sit around and admire $kaycog’s prize for the random winner. The COTD itself is irrelevant.

I remember back in the early 80s, when my family didn’t make enough money to be dirt poor, my parents being without a car. My dad was a Plumbers Helper (the base level plumber that’s basically a gopher) and my mother was a stay-at-home mom (because there was no work for her). Anywhere they went, they either had to…

Is it wrong that the second I read that someone represented themself in a trial, they instantly lose all credibility for me? Like, I was in full agreement that this lady should fight the power. . . until I read the self representation thing. Now I’m thinking she’s a mess.

Disappointed? Because they didn’t ruin his life over a victimless crime. Reminds me of every time I’m disappointed over the slap on the wrist almost every Police Officer gets when he commits a crime that otherwise would result in you or I spending serious time in a cage.

Congratulations, Mr. literacola, on your most awesome COTD today! No Audi Allroad for you, but here’s a Ford GT which this lovely lady won’t deliver to you. I will deliver it because I said so.

Liar. Those are schroedinger doors, until opened and proven otherwise they are both lambo doors and not lambo doors.

This is a dumb idea. Children-specific things/events exist to protect immature children, not cater to immature adults.

Props to her!

Cookie bouquet?! Smh! You know Edible Arrangements is the best course of action here.

A New Yorker living in Florida driving around like they own the place. We have a lot of those here in FL. Driving around swerving all over the place with random parts rusting off their cars.

And to think people scoffed at me when I said the Supra was basically a Japanese Mustang.