New YorkPost's Andrea Peyser

Yep, these poses are pretty bizarre. I'd think that was a function of the photographer, though. Of course these people agreed to it, but since these portraits are all basically the same, I'm thinking the closed yes and intrusion-of-personal-space poses are the photog's brainchild. And what's with the well drill in the…

Worldviews? Well-informed decisions? Wow, you are way too charitable. I believe the strategy is "get them before they know any better."

I can't even imagine being so caught up in yourself that there's no consideration for the poor woman standing in front of you, about to explode with baby. Don't they remember how they felt?

That is a *great* shirt. When my good friend was pregnant with her first child, already pretty freaked at the thought of the delivery, random strangers would spontaneously insist on telling her their "Delivery Horror Stories."™

And nothing bigger than a large — what special segment of the population do these stores cater to that don't get bigger than a large as they're carrying a 9-month-old human around?

I tried to edit but the software just got hung up. Never mind on the 18, I read where they're 12. Wow.

I gradiated from gud skool of jure ... jore ... jour ... um, readding que cards.

Agreed. 16 or 17 committing some particularly heinous premeditated crime, fully understanding their actions — ok, adult. But these are little kids (albeit apparently not very nice ones). 12 is 6th grade, for creeps sake. By what bizarre classification would they qualify for adult status?

Don't forget ceiling cat too!

Is it possible some are over 18 while others aren't?

Wow, LaComtesse and La.C. both in the same thread, at nearly the exact same time. There goes that theory you're both the same person. :-D

I've always seen it as a shortening of "spastic." Let that lead you where it may.

I didn't see it as sociopaths, but more as "less than," as in: "there, there honey, don't worry your pretty little head about it."

"Also, what the heck is an "editorial manicurist"?"

Problem is, though, that not all manufacturers use the same logic for placing the port. For example, my HTC phone's port is situated so the plug goes in wide side up, smooth side down.

You don't say. That's just a total disgrace. You'd hope people would take more interest in educating their ... oh, I see. Never mind.

The first sounds as if someone just ran it through Google Translate.

Did they get this by being on "Say Yes to the Dress"? If not, I'm sure the producers are kicking themselves — this is right up their alley.

Except poop and spit up. Ahh, the memories those stains will bring for years to come.