"We still have some investigating to do," Ed Troyer, the sheriff's spokesperson told The News Tribune.

I have eight more tabs from io9 to get through, and you link to TVTropes? Come on, man!

That is the correct number of has.

On an unrelated note, any chance I could leave the gray-zone simply for being more intelligent than this fellow?

Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not…

The power. I think they do it because they want power.

Because it affords them opportunities to abuse others under the guise of being decent people.

I imagine in a lot of families, there's also the effect where if a son does anything at all, he is applauded as being so generous and attentive. But no matter how much the daughter does, she gets nit-picked for not doing enough or not doing it exactly right.

She's already trying to escape .

Sweet Zombie Jesus, I can't believe you used the words "fact checkers" in relation to In Touch magazine!

There is a very close-knit Eastern European community in my English town, and while lots of people complain about them, I love that I can go to our park next door and know that their kids will watch out for my toddler and play with her while I nod along and try to chat with their mums. And if someone falls down, ALL…

My dogs don't talk back to me. I refer to them as my good children.

Merely demonstrating that as always, both children and dogs are inferior to cats.

The downside is that you can't really train the dog to do dishes.

i don't know, i guess there's probably a few reasons why you can't go down to the Humane Society and acquire a kid for a nominal fee.

I'm so sorry if it felt like I was dogpiling (heh) on you! I tooootally wasn't, and fully admit to using the same commands on both my dogs and my kid. And my husband, let's be honest - he needs training more than any of them.

Not sure if sarcastic...

As someone who is half Székely hungarian I just need to give you a heads up about something… Hungarians have a strong sense of justice... The hungarian tech team is now likely forming a hun raiding party to go troll hunting. It will look something like this:

(From left to right)

It will take custom backgrounds and auto-play songs on your friends timeline to kill facebook. Sparkling gifs and MLP themes, anyone?

Coming from someone who has major depressive disorder, "a few more negative words" is not insignificant. It is not outside the realm of possibility that such "tweaks" to mood could cause someone with, say, a tendency to self-injure actual physical harm.