So super sweet! That is one very happy birdie, and one very lucky human.

' "A shoulder shouldn't make anyone uncomfortable, and if it does, you're the problem," said 16-year-old Maddie Pynn, adding that the school was wasting their time "teaching us how not to be distracting" instead of "teaching boys to have more respect towards women." '

"There will always be people who try to Africanize the Ancient Egyptians."

Or maybe your mom is just that cool!

Not to pile on, or minimize the horrific subject, but is it possible to beat someone non-violently? I get that it's used for emphasis, but the violence is kind of a given. "Brutally" would work pretty accurately, though.

I don't know whether there's still a free source for this, but a few years back Google Voice got you your own phone number, voicemail message and all. So, if the guy calls you right in front of you, he hears your voicemail kick in. This should leave him happy for the moment, while you make your getaway.

Seriously though, if a guy is creepy enough to pointedly put you on the spot like that and embarrass you (while humiliating himself), 1. your instincts were dead on, 2. this probably happens to him a lot for him to do that, 3. does he really not get why?

"vitiligoey"

Psst ... VELCRO!

There's also the thing where petite means short, not small. Sadly, I'm just on the cusp, with petites being just a bit short in the crotch measurement and an inch or so lacking in the length, but regular sizes hang, gape, and drag. Decisions, decisions.

"The odds of both those items being bedazzled, however, is quite high .... "

It's so funny, I couldn't quite decide whether the posts deriding your (obvious to me) sarcasm were for real, or were themselves poking with the sarcastic. Who's zooming whom? :-D

Wow, so progressive and diverse — that's pretty gutsy of them to feature an actual brunette. Geesh, what part of the blonde and blue country is this studio located, if this is representative of their current and desired clientele?

Awesome. How is it possible we can be in the 21st century and still participate in the horrific types of bloodsport Ancient Rome found entertaining (as it ultimately fell to its demise) thousands of years ago.

Yes, it looks like Bert traded one of his shirts for some extra eyebrow.

It's always *people* first, modifier after. A person with a disability, condition, etc. Otherwise the modifier appears to take over and define that person's whole being.

That's a really interesting question — never occurred to me. I would guess she must, since any one shade would look odd on at least one color of her skin (if not trying to "cover up").

That come-hither over-the-shoulder glance ... swoon. So adorable.

Why antagonize? Yes, the posts on that site are deeply disturbing, but there was nothing offensive or inappropriate in what this person posted above.

Yeah, sounds it. Let's just hope he doesn't end up with some idiot zero-tolerance judge with something to prove, who lands him in the sex-offender register.