I said bathroom sink. she pees, and then I wash it out. I can’t do anything about it, except kill her I guess, because she wouldn’t live with anyone but me. But I love her, and peeing in the bathroom sink, of all places to pee inappropriately, is a pretty good place. Also, pee is sterile.

As I understand it, it’s not about the individual businesses so much as the legislation that protects them. The baker doesn’t have to serve gays, says the law, but he will have to serve the Satanic Temple. Generally, just getting the word out that Satanists are protected by the same rules that Christians are using…

alternating layers. also arent devils food and red velvet both chocolate?

Pretty sure bearing false witness (aka lying to patients) is not something Jesus would be pleased with, so...

For quoting MLK a lot in their anguished letters, I think some of those Seattle parents forgot this passage from the Birmingham County Jail letter-- replace moderate with liberal, because that’s just the shifting goalposts since the Reagan Years:

I will never cease to be impressed by the amount of racist white people who truly seem to believe that Martin Luthor King Jr., were he still alive, would be on their side.

Folks: If the sentiment “Black Lives Matter” gives you pause -if you think for some reason that those three words, in that order, are problematic -then you don’t get to call yourself a liberal anymore. I don’t care where you stand on any other issue, you need to go sit with the Trumpicans and KKK members (but I repeat…

My problem with the show is the fact that it never once discusses mental health.

Every day I hate Bernie and his bros more and more. The entitlement around Bernie and the DNC is mind boggling. That somehow a dude who has contributed nothing in his entire career to the democratic party is supposed to come in and get equal treatment to a woman who worked her entire adult life in the organization…

Really makes me want to punch Bernie and his die hards in the mouth. Those fuckers gave us this because they couldn’t handle a woman being in charge. Pathetic, pathetic little man.

“They should be ashamed of themselves. They’ve humiliated themselves, humiliated their families, and now they’re going to be held accountable for what they did,” said Chicago Police Supt. Eddie Johnson.

He’s been accused of shirking his royal duties because he’s been flying an air ambulance and not been able to attend as many of his royal duties because he’s been working a job like others. Now idiots are going to brand him lazy because he ‘just does royal duties of cutting ribbons and drinking champagne.

I agree. It’s really important to me, and I’m so glad to see that it’s meaningful to readers.

Thank you for centering the victim in your headline. It makes a real difference.

Yes! Marching band. So much polyester. So much sweat.

Ugh. I remember those wool/polyester uniforms in the parades! We were so hot and sweaty afterwards. I was never more excited to join the auxiliary rifles when I found out that our uniforms were skirts. So much better than the dorky pants. But we never stopped to drink no matter how long the parade was or how hot…

Clearly not a child here. But I am a child of the 1980s and spent hot summers in band practice, drinking only soda. We were not encouraged to drink water, even after hours under the Texas sun. Ten years after HS graduation—BOOM, gnarly kidney stone. The urologist who treated me said it was likely from not getting…

The race to the water fountain after gym class was always intense. I feel you, I was always one of the first to get there and then had a ‘fuck you, I’m drinking here’ attitude once I was there.

I remember being thirsty *all the time* as a kid. The teacher would line us up at the water fountain and chant “1 2 3 that’s enough for me” and it was NEVER ENOUGH. Also “leave some for the fishes”, fuck the fishes, I’m thirsty!

Collectively Canada does not care. It is our overly dramatic conservatives that are trying desperately to catch him in a scandal. (e.g. the ‘elbow’ incident)