Who knew that treating a little boy like a disposable prop to polish your influencer brand was where people would draw the line?

I had a roommate who decorated his room with picture frames that he got because he liked the stock photo in them.

After the first paragraph I was gonna express surprise over the fact that there’s a head stripper. Then I got to the second paragraph and threw up.

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Food snobs gonna snob.

Also the text refers to the young women as “females” and the young men as “boys”. Using dehumanizing language to refer just to girls is always a red flag in terms of who the speaker respects more.

Commies, socialists, Frenchie metric system atheists, all the same!

First, I will need you to fuck right off with your “I will need you to send me a picture” and “once I approve... you may purchase it.” horseshit.  You are a principle who should be aware that the only thing students “need” from you is an education. Second, many families cannot afford to “purchase” a prom dress let…

I would have asked him why he was looking so closely at what teenage girls are wearing, that disgusting asshole.

I almost got into a fight over this at the tailors. Some douchebag in front of me was staff at a local boarding school and was going on about how the girls at his school needed to bring in their dresses to be approved becasue you just wouldn’t believe what young girls concinder okay to wear.....He took a breath to…

Uh huh, but do you have Nissans? Didn’t think so.

All of these reviews that start with “I’ve been using this product for years” and end with “I can’t believe how racist they are!” are about as believable as the dipshits who show up here with a 5-minute-old burner account and fire off three “as a liberal Democrat [...] this is why I’ll have to vote for Trump” comments …

When I was 16 a Taco Bell opened in my neighborhood and, because I was a teenage vegetarian, it changed my life. Taco Bell was a place I could afford to eat with my meager allowance, allowing me to hang out with both my vegetarian and meat-eating friends at a cost no higher than pocket change.

I’m glad I’m not the only one constantly battling with my inner Helen Lovejoy.

The part of me that wants to be Karen Walker for Halloween loves this idea, but the rest of me does realize that we probably shouldn’t be equating drugs with candy. 

I think the theme is kinda cute, but my inner Helen Lovejoy is concerned about equating candy and pills.

I’ve been wading my toes into “pro-life feminism” for awhile now, and I actually personally know one of the “pro-life feminists” mentioned above.

I think you have to have a number in your arsenal, depending on the situation.

mine if I was too harsh. I do get yelled a lot here on this site. Sorry

I rewatched Tremors the other night and thought, “Man, this one would be a great candidate for a drive-in.” Thanks for sharing your memory!