My favorite is, “What are you?” Like, what the fuck man? What do you mean ‘what am I’?

My mother’s side (New England English settler family with deep roots that settled towns on the Cape) always made me feel dirty, less, and I was referred to as the child with “a touch of the tar brush.”

Yup. Let this be a learning lesson to fellow conservative women. Ms Lahren did everything right to be a cool girl, she was one of the ‘good ones.’ She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Yeah I know that guy... the dude who’s outspokenly woke af about LITERALLY EVERYTHING, but then whenever you have a disagreement there’s that tinge of condescension in his voice, and he starts getting really unchill and personal about it.

Bay Area, and I have an active distrust for men who describe themselves as feminist. In my experience, there is no type who mansplains more than a white male who wears the mantle of feminist. I have had less difficulty from men of colour who know what it is to be marginalised.

it’s like cream/creme

for you, i will do this...but i cant promise any more than 2%.

Sebastian Gorka tried and failed to establish a right-wing political party of his own in Hungary. But since moving to the United States he and his wife have been much more successful establishing themselves as a joint political force. In July 2016, Sebastian said that Trump had been reaching out to him privately for…

Their entire intent was to create fear, to show this family, even in their own home they are not safe. Even at a child’s bday party. Fuck them. I drink their tears like i do Holtzclaw’s. Cry you sociopathic morons, cry for your inability to get off scott free. At least the system got it barely right this time.

The reporting on this (obviously not here) in other outlets has made me insane. It says things like “confederate flag couple sentenced to prison time” or whatever, completely ignoring the fact these people terrorized and waived a gun at children at a birthday party!! I’ve seen so many comments like “yes, it’s bad, but…

“chocolate diamonds”

First off, there isn’t much for men outside of high school or college for wrestling either. The closest open tournament to myself was three hours away, and only 12 within an 8 hour radius. Wresting isn’t even an Olympic sport anymore. Where are these opportunities for boys outside of the school systems that don’t…

I’m not disagreeing with the sentiment that the people he is competing against are getting screwed, but come on, “likely all she will have in her life is the win in high school”? Let’s not cheapen the value of these girls lives to assume that their peak is in a stinky gym before they turn 18.

Or he could just compete against the boys, where he wouldn’t have any advantage.

So what about politeness, making kids get jobs, walking to school alone, camp without cellphones, Sex Ed and Home Ec in schools, and vocational training are uniquely conservative? Those seem like values that any political ideology, progressive or conservative supports. I’m unsure where progressive values aren’t…

Actually it’s because he hasn’t updated his material in years and rather then improve his jokes would rather just blame the audience for not getting it.

She’s just using “alternative”-conjunctions....

Oh PLEASE let there be a tech bubble burst. I would love nothing more than for those snide, vapid, useless motherfuckers in Silicon Valley to have to do actual fucking work for money.

I hope his refrigerator dies while he’s a work and his dog poops in his favorite shoes and his best friend butt dials him while talking about how he’s really lost it, and his land lord decides it’s time to renovate and cancels his lease six months early, and his work decides to rearrange some offices landing him in a…

Sucks for parents who can’t find evening sitters.