healthcare capitalism taken to it’s logical conclusion gets so fucking dark.

I’m a great hostess! Everybody gets a thank you note.

First thing that came to my mind too. I’ll bet Trump has made him eat a big bowl of spiderwebs after a screwup.

How I picture Senecal

Errrr...why is this surprising to anyone? Of course it’s a ton more labor-intensive to have to prep and cook two different menus in the same tiny space at the same time

I think that was the response if you specifically told Siri that you wanted to jump off a bridge- she would pick up on “I want ... a bridge” and respond as if you’d asked for a pizza.

Huh. I read it completely differently. I read it as don’t let someone bully you into doing something you aren’t sure about. If you want to say no to the D, then for gosh sakes, say no.

American exceptionalism at its best.

Michelle’s hair looks like she and the Prez got down just before walking in. I love it.

Cesar Milan, snake oil salesman extraordinaire.

“Millan is the host of the Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan and a hero to dog owners who’ve used his training tips to raise their own pups since 2004.”

Every time a member at my church goes in for surgery or a medical treatment, the first thing we do is pray for the hands of the doctor, nurses and medical staff. Miracles are worked through their hands, denying the miraculousness of modern medicine is ludacris.

In the red corner, weighing in at $250 million, the Stormin’ Mormon, the Massachusetts Flipper, The Corporation’s Champion, The Vulture Capitalist MITT ROMNEY!

Let this be official documentation. If I ever die from a back alley abortion I don’t want to be buried. I don’t want to be cremated. I don’t want to be donated to science. I want my body shipped to Flynn’s office.

The Upper East Side?

I personally cannot deal with this shit anymore. When Kasich defunded planned parenthood in my lovely state I took to Facebook to write about the Hyde Amendment. I lost friends in the process and am currently losing my ten year relationship with my hard right in laws over this nonsense.

If crime keeps going down, how will our for-profit prisons keep producing jobs for hard working American security guards?

I do not feel left out. I feel that the whole discussion is wrong. Diverse means not white and black it means all the colors, sexes and sexual orientations . And i am making noise. Each time is see something like this i type like this :D

You shouldn’t look at black people making noise and feel left out, it should encourage you to make noise as well.