The CBC notoriously protects the higher ups.

i mean i could combine like TWO for sure

THIS. The whole article is a veiled tantrum about 25 year old women not being interested in them anymore. If they cared so much about having a family they could marry a woman their age, take all the money they earned focusing on career, and use alternative avenues for creating a family

So ugh.

I’m now utterly convinced that Trump is a false-flag working for Hillary.

1. Asleep

1. Carrie Fisher is fucking awesome and people need to stop hurting her and her 3 feelings.

I love South Park, but I really hate that this season has given assholes like this a reason to feel validated that they’re the real victims here. (Even though they missed the entire point...)

I don’t even understand this but my takeaway is, my brain on drugs is delicious...?

Portland people gonna Portland.

Sorry, the lock on the cage somehow came lose. We’ll tighten the restraints this time. EVERYONE GET IN THE VAN.

Wrong. King Lear is Shakespeare’s “Maddest King."

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

Don’t compare Trump to a paragon of trash-monsterism like Oscar. It’s called a garbage CAN, not a garbage CANNOT

Maybe Olivia leaked the address to the press because there’s still someone on the run and she hopes this will make them come back to the apartment. If I’ve learned anything from Olivia it’s that she KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING

Sweden just kills it at every turn. If I ever return to live in Scandinavia, it will be Sweden.

i feel like sweden is just showing off at this point with their equality and incredibly sane country. how i get to live there.

Ho ho! Oh, you’re FUNNY. Don’t be an asshole.