It is 2013, where is my pan that flips things half way through cooking for me?

When I was a teenager, my grandmother once tried to explain why interracial marriages were bad. "You don't see a horse and cow together, do you?" And I responded, "No, but I've seen black horses and white horses together." Shut her right up.

how can her boobs do that?

That Jennifer Lawrence should lose weight is laughable in and of itself. I don't even like her that much but GOOD LAWD she is hot.

I am confused! Does this mean that Dodai is nasty or not? [think back to your 90's (it was 90's right?) pop people!]

THAT HUG, THO. ;__;

She's not imaginary, she's from Canada. We met at summer camp. I don't have any photos cause her family is really strict about that stuff.

I think you're supposed to follow her on Twitter.

That will lit-rally never happen.

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

I eat organic not for my health but because I care about the environment, sustainability, and how the farm animals are treated.* For some reason this never seems to come up in debates about organic food, it's always solely about whether it's better for you or not. Honestly it boggles my mind that what I see as the…

The 'healthy' angle is only one of the reasons that people choose to eat organic (and feed it to their kids and pets). Articles like this completely overlook the fact that lots of people 'go organic' in order to reduce their toxic footprint on the planet.

Sigh. The perspective in this article is disappointingly limited and out of date. Eating organic (by humans or animals) isn't just about health outcomes. It's also about the environment. I totally agree that people are ga-ga for their pets and humanize them in ridiculous ways, but a little more research and…

"has apparently accomplished much since that seminal role" - this is so bitchy and unnecessary. The guy is gainfully employed and not strung out on drugs or being covered by TMZ for douchey behavior. Are all people who make a living in the fitness industry acceptable subjects for derision or just former actors?

Not gonna lie... he got so much hotter. More men need the 5 o'clock shadow, me thinks.

Tilda Swinton comes to me in my nightmares. I have recurring visions of her the entire next day. She frightens me. So much.

Yay Edward Norton and Adrien Brody! I'm so glad they're in the Anderson fold now. I like the look of this but I hoping for more Tenenbaums, less Darjeeling.

I am the only person not in this movie. And I am very hurt. Not that I had time for it. I'm very busy. But an invitation would have been nice.

Uh, no, it's stoatally different.

The Least? No, no, no. He's the MOST.