Way harsh Tai.

Fucking dust.

The list did cover arson.

Masturbating after recently dicing a fresh jalapeño, which apparently some people have actually done.

"Ignite Your Passion!"

Adultism (prejudice and discrimination against young people) is one of the few acceptable forms of oppression and discrimination left in our society and I'm seeing it rampant here. Knocking/mocking this person's experience ("it's only been two years, pah!"), 'oldsplaining' (like mansplaining, but when an older person…

Can't she be wrong on that and right on this?

Christ—I hate tu quoque arguments. One's inconsistency does not discredit all a arguments and it is bad logic to assert that.

Oh, she absolutely sucks on that count.

Yet her character in Thor is sooooooooo booooooooooooooooring and I want Sif to punch her in the faaaaaaaace.

I could stare at Natalie's eyebrows for days. Days.

A long ass bang is something totally different in countries where we use the word fringe.

I am indifferent about baseball but this was pure gold.

Clearly this is an extreme example of the most famous red-carpet bump: the baby pump. Natalie is pregnant with hundreds of little Portmans.

They're called boobs.

I can't decide whether you are Stacey McGill or Claudia Kishi.

Sienna Miller and her gay husband are adorable!

Tom Hiddleston is one of a very, very small number of humans on this planet that could make me look away from Christina Hendricks.

So happy Crucifictorious finally got a paying gig outside of that bar.

I literally started this show 2 days ago so I could "get" references made on Jezebel. Nice work ladies, nice work.