@Mblase: Yikes. Thanks for the knowledge.

@BytheSea: Alright, there's no good way to say this: I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to. And yes, I Googled just to make sure I didn't miss some atomic bomb of a public appearance. Care to share?

@Rachelley: Me too! I think you're onto something big.

@rye.bread.: Hearted!

I'm so glad Jezebel picked this up! I sent it over on the tips, but had no idea if it would make it since I'd forgotten to include a link.

@Rachelley: YES. I've been wanting that lately. I don't care if it's copycatting an idea — it was a fucking great idea! Perhaps a different name though? So it would only be associated with survivors? Not that it would be bad to be associated with the other movement, but it would be nice to have a survivor-specific…

@SarahMC: This is a production of the liberal media! It didn't even happen!

@Breathe: Okay, so what should she have said? God knows I wouldn't know how to approach some of the most famous-yet-unknown kids in the world about their late father.

It drives me nuts to see The Olsen Twins slouching so much. You can dress as slouchy as you want, but when you're shorter than 5'4", you probably should avoid following through with your posture.

WTF IS A /B/TARD.

@Spacemilk: As a dancer myself, let me say that when people say "dancers and choreographers," they're referring to ballet, jazz, tap, modern — pretty much any kind of dance that ISN'T exotic dancing. Exotic dancing/stripping/burlesque, etc. is usually referred to as such. Of course, this is just my perspective.

A modern-day Genghis Khan.

Proof that candy goes straight to your ass.

So I just went to share this, and when I went through the different possible screengrabs to use, the first and second one were exactly the same... except the first one had lightened Oprah.

This is like if Jane from Daria grew up and had a collection. I mean, look at the shoes!

#17 Cameron Diaz

And I'm sitting here all, "I can't believe Mia Michaels is on Jezebel again!"

@sawdust: Yeah, I did the naked thing. That was pretty much it though. And I remember it made me have to pee every minute.

@sableized (LET'S GET IT!!!): oh m'dear god, ME NEITHER! although i didn't go to an all-women's school.

@KatrinSedai: Whaaaat? I didn't masturbate until I was 21, and I've always been fascinated with other people that figured it out quicker - and can do it with much more ease.