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As if I needed another reason to love James Lipton. Dancer? Check. Self deprecating? Check. Dance-off with Chappelle? CHECK MUTHAFUCKIN CHECK!

@QoB @Dodai: awwww, thanks guys!

@House_That_Gloria_Vanderbilt: A hahahah really? Quinnifer is actually one of my nicknames, but it's so much funnier when thought of this way.

Alright, I've gotta represent for all my Quinns out there.

@bluebears: It is confusing. The only part that makes be believe he's saying that tall men would have nothing to do with them is when he references his friend who isn't 5'9" "so sorry girls." I just assumed he meant that his friend was taller since my boyfriend is 5'9'' and together we're the adorable short couple.

SUFJAN!

So now I have this daydream where Hillary delivers this dude a huge BISH PLZ in support of her alma mater.

@bluebears: That they can only get men that are short, which in his mind, means men that are insecure.

Well apparently I'm the only one drinkin the cray-cray-koolaid today. Cause I'm lovin me some Shields dress. I want it on my body NOW despite the fact that 1) 5'3" and 2) I'm 23. Oh, and I'm not Brooke Shields.

My mom is about to commit the turkey drop with my dad. They've been married for over 25 years and she's finally doing it. I don't care if it was the tryptophan or grandma's home-made pickles, but I'm happy to get what I asked for for my fifth birthday (no joke - that happened).

I'm banking on Lady Gaga seeing this. You know there'd be a stick-off.

@JLady: For the father, the son, and my nipsidaisies.

@k122n: let's say it is. for funsies.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Even cheaper if you go to an outlet! Can't believe they've already got those shirts at the outlet stores. How does this make sense?

GEORGIA O'KEEFE

REAAAALLY bothered by the "not an irrational or a hormonal decision." While it's true that neither Sp or eidi make great decisions on the show, you wouldn't see a therapist telling Spencer that his desisions are irrational or hormonal.

I would only consider that slanket a present if someone got Salma Hayek to personally deliver it to my house and tell me to fill it with farts. #skymall