With all the comments below, we could have "Good Hair II"

@R_Claw: It's something called "The Adjustment Bureau". I imdb-ed that shit in hopes it was for teh Mad Mens... le sigh.

@NefariousNewt: Wha?!? You're really gonna do that right now?

So huhparently I am not an approved commenter. Who knows why. But could someone enlighten me as to how I would go about becoming an approved commenter? Most of my comments get approved anyway, but it would be nice if I could work toward being approved without someone checking every one of my comments individually.

@Norton: Usually they aren't. I agree that if cows are being slaughtered for meat that we should go ahead and use all of their body parts. But most of the time, cows are only used for what they're bred to produce (meat, leather products, milk, etc.)

What I don't understand is how these things get through the cut room and then the Don Draper of Fox NFL Sunday says, "YES. I only wish Connie were around to see this."

I made sure to scan through the comments and re-read the announcement: by what date would the Jezeditors like these emails?

Of all those old-timey names, I really like Hazel. Is it just me, or have we done set Hazel up for a comeback?

is this like when we got to taste different kinds of apple butter in elementary school so we could decide what type of local farmer we wanted to be when we grew up?

@voteforme: errr, dunno if it does more than your vajayjay does.

@janai: thanks for making me google that shit.

um, you'd best be careful josselin.

woman in the back is totes, "i put SO MUCH thought into this shawl! you... YOUUUU!"

BOB MOTHERFUCKING DYLAN.

BOB MOTHERFUCKING DYLAN.

@Her Grace: you should try searching for hilltribes instead of this specific hilltribe name. there are dozens of hilltribes in burma and thailand and since thai, burmese, and all the hilltribe languages do not use the roman language alphabet, "Paduang" is just a phonetic spelling at best.

@SevenNationArmy can't wait for Harry Potter!: i was on the same page. i was all, "DAMNNNN i need tickets to her show. that thing's becomin a regular circus, hyuk!"

@dianabanana: damnit, so i saw this photo and fought the same way when my boyfriend claimed that they, "really fucked up that photo shop."

@cirocco: who needs a bag when you can put that shit on vibrate?!

@bitingfairy needs a job: but then every woman and man would be trying to jump his bones. and we all know that would be HIS fault!