Can someone post a Grumpy Cat 'good' macro? Yes? Great.

She was referring to Kate Gosselin, not JLaw.

Seeing as how blonde-haired, blue-eyed Carol (who is delightful and kickass, don't get me wrong) is now Captain Marvel and thus the Ms title is actually available, I'm looking forward to how convoluted and/or stupid the nerdsplanations will become.

Tax breaks, hospital visitation rights, medical benefits, estate and inheritance rights, and so forth.

I liked TLo's take on it, personally.

My first thought was actually that Perez Hilton reminded me of Jim Carrey's Vera from In Living Color.

I've always assumed it was because of the following reasons:

As much as I love Lorde's song, I am so glad that someone else heard part of the chorus as howling sounds.

I quit Downton after the second season, because I ran out of patience for the soapiness of it all.

Jesus wept. It's like the Grinch come to life.

Have you searched Zappos? They give you the ability to filter searches by the dimension of boot shafts, so you could conceivably find something wide enough.

I think I'd mind much less if Harrison were allowed any relationships outside of the one he has with Olivia. Because, after all, Olivia is everyone's common denominator, so why can't Harrison step outside that boundary? If it's intentional on his part, some explanation would be aces.

But yes, seriously, why doesn't Harrison get any relationship time? I'm only wrapping up season two tonight, and I'm disappointed to hear there's no Harrison love in season three, either.

I'm watching Scandal for the first time and am finishing up season two tonight. That is exactly the problem with Fitz — he expects Olivia to exist in stasis for him, to drop everything and come running at his beck and call, and to never have anything more important in her life. It's pretty disgusting behavior from any…

Why would you post a weepy Wilf gif first thing in the morning?

That skims the line between spooky and sad. That poor woman. (Those poor people who unknowingly drank the water.) And argh, my heart, the synchronicity of that TB test's name.

I have! I just hope Stephenie Meyer got the chance to see it.

Exactly. Haven't read it, don't want to, was totally satisfied with the same review.

Sometimes I feel like the last damn person who didn't read those books

Wait, wait. Like royalties? Because if I get a check in the mail every time I schtup the gentleman friend, I guess I'd be okay with that.