I bet that baby sues MLB for defamation.

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

It's weird how happy I am that this movie is getting good reviews. I liked the first one a hell of a lot more than I expected and was really looking forward to this and another fight over whether Serkis should be eligible for acting awards.

Elba+Kingsley? This movie's won already.

Every Friday brings this one week closer!

Idris does everything better

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I still say he's an abusive prick."

And he hit .444 with the bases loaded over his career. This is getting into Bill Brasky territory.

What was Superman supposed to do? Seriously? Zod vowed he would kill everyone. He was literally about to scorch an entire family. And most of the Metropolis destruction was a result of Zod's actions. Sure, Supes punched him through a building here and there, but I'm pretty sure everyone in those buildings was either…

Jordan would have fixed the A/C

I figure the Rangers' best chance to win is Chicago, since NYR has the advantage in net and in center depth. But have to think the Blackhawks and Kings are both much, much better than anyone in the East.

Well done, Rangers. As for my beloved Habs, well, they only played one period in an elimination game, so they got what they deserved. Big up to Tokarski, who did everything Price could have, and whose future is ever so bright — and hey, knocking Boston out was a nice consolation prize, because fuck the Bruins that's…

Those with dissenting opinions have to deal with this guy

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How quickly Putin forgets how Canada came into his backward ass country and took the only hockey gold that matters.

R2D2 specifically never has his memory erased at the end of Episode 3, so basically he knows the whole truth of Luke's family history and spends the entire Original Trilogy withholding vital information that could have saved an awkward kiss, a hand, and a ton of existential distress. What a dick.

Black and gray works fo me. I'm guessing it'll be a dark two tone design.

Yes, yes it could...