Am I entitled to one mistake, after 35 years?

Brady Quinn:

Simply to keep The Critic going, I wish that Jay Sherman was still a frequent part of The Simpsons universe.

I just went from liking Seth Rogen to loving Seth Rogen. Well done.

My eyes tear every time I see Messier hoist the cup for the Rangers. It's as natural as a morning erection at this point.

No worries. Players will continue to police themselves to prevent vicious head shots like that from happening again.

My hair stylist called it the Zack Morris 3 or 4 yrs ago

I really wish I hadn't found out she's a scientologist. Now I look at her and taste ashes.

In true Arnold Palmer fashion, it was actually half poop and half pee.

The one time you wish a dingo had in fact, eaten your baby.

What a fucking brat (unless he's a special needs child then "God Bless").

Probably is gonna be the armored suit, but I just don't care.

Like, I like Batman when I was a kid, but it became stale for me.
I was rooting for Dick to play with the role, but I am just tired of the over exposition of the character already.
I am fine if people still love and like him, but just him a break for a while.

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It would appear that this is his "Party Shirt". Only good things happen, when he puts it on.

Nine balls in the hole at the same time? A Brazzers exec just got a flash of inspiration.

At the risk of sounding like one of those assholes who looks at a Pollack and scoffs "I could do that!"*—can someone explain what makes Richardson's technique special/appealing/etc? Serious question to photographers and photography lovers/students. He's got a definite style, but it seems pretty uncomplicated,…