Cedar Creek? More like Shit Creek.

Old guy in the back is hilarious.

I don't know what this is, but I'm giving it a +1.

Well, same here, but just one hand. Otherwise, you may as well just cut off my penis.

Essentially, what America's Cup officials did was the equivalent of the FIA suspending Lotus Formula One for a race or two this year for something their GP2 team did last year.

No, it got worse: he got drafted to play running back for the Lions.

I guess he pizza'd when he should have french fried.

Q: What's Aaron Hernandez's status?

Did you see this onside kick in the Rice-Houston game?

Especially if one of our players rapes you. Unapologetic as hell when that happens.

So THAT'S what karma looks like

Trolling Manziel is so worth a week of hearing Saban scream at you from ankle-level.

Oregon once lost to Lane Kiffin, so no.

Re headline ... Especially you Greg.

On the downside, his dick looks like a twig.

You are literally the worst person who ever lived.

This guy probably has a good blueprint on how to leave the U.S. Open early.

And by corollary, Soda Shaq is also #1. Where it belongs. It also belongs mixed with rum and in my mouth.

lol