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Man, it seems like every time an LT goes down, a 16 year-old girl is devastated.

Tomlinson, who wore "1D" as his shirt number, dusted himself off, but limped off the field and vomited when he reached the sidelines.

Butt...butt...mumble....

Oh, wow, a list about tea that doesn't mention Arnold Palmers. That's really cool. I totally didn't just spike my laptop onto my driveway and do the Ray Lewis dance over its smoking ruins. Nope, sure didn't.

1. Unsweetened green

10-bath? That's like 40 john walls right there!

"One of his favorite things to do is put on LeBron's championship ring (he has to use two fingers)."

I don't think anyone messed up; they just put Lou Holtz in charge of the spelling.

***WARNING***

I hear it's cobra, brah — I hate that fucking guy.

Monday

How come Flacco wants to talk shit after Ray Lewis is gone. say it to his face fuck boy

Fuck the comentors!

I guess no one here has heard of the Second Amendment.

I guess the WWF has never heard of the right to free speech.

Do you have a job?

Needs more scissoring.

I'd figured the conversations at Deadspin HQ mostly revolved around how soon you had to wait until you could fuck with the page design again.