Hey, Clayton...What the fuck did you just fucking say about Billy Haisley you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the…

You do realize that he spent his final two seasons as a Cleveland Indian, don't you?

Your tears, they taste so good.

I live in Portland and trust me, this is for the betterment of society. You don't want to live in a world where the Ducks have a national championship. It's like Yankee fans minus the history of championships.

yeah but baylor beat tcu and msu beat baylor and osu beat msu and vt beat osu. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! this same gripe happens every year from every fan. Please fuck off.

Speaking of canceling races, have the police killed all the black people yet?

albert, I hate you, you goddamned son of a bitch. Also, I love you. Also, fuck you.

I would say you should never have a BAC higher than your batting average, but I firmly believe in Dan Uggla's right to have a single drink whenever he chooses.

I found something interesting. I found it interesting that you think I'm going to read through all that shit and do your job for you.

Been saying this for years. When an overrated SEC team beats an overrated SEC team, the overrated loser barely drop and the overrated winners moves up. It's a never ending cycle.

The fact that they couldn't stabilize his spine shines a bright light on the dark side of India's cast system.

It's Ebola, you really shouldn't have any trouble finding a host in Africa.

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME WATCH THIS?! MY DICK IS BROKEN NOW

Business in the front, won't remember his 10th birthday party in the back.

"This poll was flawed in that it completely ignored Peanut Butter and American Cheese dip." - Jack Dickey

Hm, I thought that Jelani Jenkins jumped to the NFL after his redshirt junior season in order to get paid, thereby choosing not to pursue a fourth year of eligibility that might have benefited his teammates.

Maybe I'm mistaken.

Ohio State's strength of schedule is higher than Florida State's.

Let those of who haven't flipped off 100,000 people after getting into a fist fight on national TV throw the first stones

I'm going straight to hell for this one: Pat Summitt.