Pretty sure that when a football player bangs two at a time, it's called "what Aaron Hernandez did last year".

You want to be reduced to tears? TRY COMPETING IN THE DEADSPIN COMMENTING TOURNAMENT.

[has a strong attachment to Kobe]

Just waiting for the Browns' usual 0-3 start so can they start tanking it for Bridgewater in the draft. Maybe if they can get him and anyone, ANYONE, to play corner alongside Joe Haden there is a 7 win season in the future.

The Browns had 24,000 at their Family Night last week. That's better than what the Indians, a team in contention for the playoffs, have averaged for the entire season. So, you know where Cleveland's loyalties truly lie — with a sad sack franchise whose primary color does not match their name. This, despite a…

Jesus Christ, Michael. Keep your brother on a leash!

What will Marrone be like in December when the Bills are 4-10?

This trade is sure to raise a few eyebrows. No offense, Charlie Villanueva.

I hate when people invoke the 1st Amendment when it clearly doesn't apply.

So Nava blew the game by sucking at his job before Meals blew the game by sucking at his job.

Didn't realize they abide by the US Constitution over in England.

Bear: [walks into bar]

Actually, a lot of people told staff that a bear walked into the bar, but they thought it was just a joke.

I can see that the Sandusky victims are using their time and money wisely.

As a Boston fan I find it hard to believe you wouldn't enjoy watching a man tongue wash another man's balls

I see you are the proud owner of a jump to conclusions mat. How do you like it? Was it a wise purchase?

You missed the next frame, though, where the prosecution pointed to the third base umpire.

You're right on the date; it should say Friday. As for the uncredited part, you should check out the link at the bottom that says "ESPN.com."

I haven't seen an overweight Cessna ruin a vagina like that since Aaliyah.

I'm often thinking of a model when I shoot one in the sink.