Counter-counter-counterpoint: OK Go makes shitty bland music and their videos are incredible.

They probably don’t think it sounds what we would consider “presidential,” but it fits nicely with the “liberal media out to get us” narrative and polls great with the base. They wouldn’t do it if it didn’t.

I’m surprised no one’s figured this one out yet: Freud’s Last Session is a play that had a very successful run off-Broadway a few years back. It imagines a psychotherapy session between Freud and CS Lewis where the two men talk about God, sex, philosophy, etc. Reviews said it was really preachy, but people kept going…

Then your moral compass is broken.

...and we’re not sure that Councilman Amos isn’t a corrupt piece of shit who maybe deserves to get worked over because he did something wrong and should resign?

I posted something and then I edited it.

I really don’t want to be a jerk here, but the aggressor in this article is clearly mentally ill, i.e. suffering from delusions of persecution. Why does this random incident in Florida merit an article on Jezebel? Mental illness ain’t so funny, really, and I’d say further that posting an article like this to get a…

“If he says he’s a woman, then he’s a woman.”

There's a serious problem with your comment, and it starts with R, and it rhymes with "space jism."

Okay, so, I'm a guy. I know that my opinion is ultimately irrelevant, but I would like you to know, Katie, that I find you, your new body, and your new way of dressing very attractive and appealing. Thumbs up.

I think "nuns 'n' rosaries" is the winner.

Loosen up, jackass.

You promised me dead bodies, Rebecca. These are clearly living people with strings attached to them. I am disappointed.

No less than THREE Cronenberg films on the list. But of course. Reminds me why I was obsessed with the dude's films in college.

In the abstract, yeah, playing around with a dead body isn't really a big deal, but when deciding how you feel about this one, take into account that he specifically used children who had been horribly murdered, then deliberately harassed the grieving families.

This is like Andy Kaufman levels of genius.

I've heard a version of this story from a guy who told of a "friend of a friend" who had explosive diarrhea on the couch after a round of butt sex, then blamed it on the dog, which caused his parents to put the dog down. This is almost certainly apocryphal.

Damn it, Texas, why do you keep doing this shit to me. It makes it very hard for me to defend you.

I say this as one of your fellow men: you are a fucking self-centered idiot if you think that a plea to not hurt a small group of men's feelings has any place in this conversation.

And it inspired a sister riot in Israel: the Muffled Awful Falafel Waffle Brothel Truffle Shuffle Kerfuffle.