I'm not advocating for this sort of behavior but for you to imply you know what's going on in an animals brain, especially one as intelligent as a dolphin's..... just shows how full of shit you are. Nobody really knows... period. Get over yourself already.

Burners are for cowards, own your shit.

You win the dumbest internet comment for the day

Then you fail to acknowledge we live in a Democracy and you (and me) are not the majority. Just as your lack of belief influences your decisions, their belief influences theirs and you're holding them to standards you do not set for yourself..... making you an asshole.

I'd argue the opposite is more likely the case. People who raise their kids to be more tolerant and "chill" about things are more likely to be non-religious. Not the other way around. This is implying that being non-religious is the cause, I'd argue it's the effect.

Whiteside was the most logical choice... the game was in Minnesota after all.

Game. Set. Match. Well done.

I beg to differ, the use for ties is simple yet effective. If she's into being tied up and it's a spur of the moment fuck, the tie comes in very very handy. That alone is worth the endless torture of wearing the goddamn thing.

Jesus Christ that look on his face made me want to high five the computer screen just to be safe... I am now a fan of Russell Westbrook.

That doesn't even make sense.

I'd pay you to write an article on one day of your life... you can call it "A Day In The Life Of A Whiney Little Bitch".

It was a sweet sweet thing to watch the 12th man nuts around me go from the highest high to lowest low in the span of a few minutes. It's those times that make me love football so much I have to shower to get clean again.

"...why it was spiked post-publication"

It's about goddamn time the masses got wise, death to those goddamn entitled kettle chips!

It's an interesting question but a moot one. The NFL needs reporters and what the NFL wants, the NFL gets.

Personally I think the only reason he went after the NFL like this is to misdirect everyone who thinks his relationship with Goodell is too cozy. These guys didn't get where they are by not being able to play the media to their advantage.

You've just shown the difference between climate and weather is just too much for you to grasp. Kudos.

Actually even that's not a debate anymore. Human activity speeds up the warming. Do you really need a study to figure out that 7 billion people and all the shit they consume has an adverse affect on the environment? Also, "regardless of cause" is just another denial. Of course the cause is relevant! The cause…

Wow, we're all impressed. I guess we can't all be humor snobs.

That just makes me love football all over again.