Right, because insinuating a woman can provoke a man into knocking her unconscious is totally overblown.

I'm pretty sure most everyone reading this post thought "Tea Party". It's like not having the say a clear sky is blue.

Because getting material items stolen is totally like being beaten.

So... let me get this straight, the death of his son has nothing to do with any of this yet you want to bash someone for saying it has nothing to do with it and doesn't need to even enter into this topic. Kind of like Sam's sexual orientation has nothing to do with his ability to play football right? I think it's…

Geezus the guy was actually standing up and saying what Dungy said was wrong and you still rip him. What the fuck is wrong with you?

How is having his games relocated being part of his maturation? Do you seriously think he was in on those decisions too? Geezus.

Right, because history is full of 25/26 year olds always making good decisions. Stupid.

Lack of attention span much? Good writing and a good story sometimes takes more than 140 characters. Douchey person can't concentrate long.

He should have had the info handy and talked to her about it directly. It's hard to win an argument with a woman without direct evidence so props for compiling that at least. I admit I have no doubt this is a dude I work with, the guy loves pocket protectors.

Once again the "I was only joking/wasn't serious" routine rears its ugly head once a serious point has been proven dead wrong. This kind of shit makes my day.

Actually you got it completely wrong in my point. My point is you can't know what his motivation is and what he's saying isn't a stretch so why get all worked up for doing something every one of us would do.... make a move that better suits our life (for whatever reason). Of course, not all of us are psychic so we…

Well done sir!

Maybe he just knows he'll be happier playing for his hometown? Seriously the whole bullshit about a player changing teams is all just that. Bullshit people put in their own heads knowing full well they're holding players to standards they would never set for themselves. The dude gets to decide where he wants to…

Nice cover.... the "I was only joking" routine is tried and true

Yes, because you would never do what you think is in your best interest when it comes to your job. You'd never look for a better opportunity either financially, emotionally, or historically would you?

Yes, because sports teams are so emotionally embedded in a person's soul they clearly are something just like your example. The basketball team just got the best player on the planet.... which is totally worth getting geeked up about. You, on the other hand, appear to take sports way too seriously.

It's nice that you are so condescending. "My teams have been good but all of you in Cleveland should continue your dry spell because, you know, I know what's best for you"

Ah yes, it's nice to see the slow march of the ultra rich to a complete sense of entitlement is still alive and well.

What's worse than Deadspin resorting to these tactics is readers who continually come back to complain about the stuff they just read. Seriously, grow a pair and just walk away from Deadspin if you dislike it so much. BBC without the balls is useless.

Yet here you are.