There’s something to be said for the bracing honesty of the bland car. It isn’t trying to hard at being something else. It simply is what it is, and that actually makes it worthy of appreciation.

Total bank robber car. Almost totally invisible, even if you are looking right at it. Witnesses can only describe it as “car?”. It has some get-up and go.

Haven’t accomplished a damn thing in our lives? I once did that thing where you put a pile of coins on your elbow and swing your hand down to catch them, and I’m pretty sure I got, like, 75% of those coins. A lot clattered under the couch, but still. Checkmate. 

Tesla is running into a problem that they can’t necessarily control, and that’s the ceiling of available technology relative to the various regulations they have to (and should) follow.

A lot of the innovation was due to the technology either not being available, researched, or scalable, with the expectation that once…

And yet Elon will never notice you.

Around a decade ago, Elon Musk and Tesla had a great idea. They developed an electric car that was the opposite of what we had come to expect from one. People thought electric cars were slow so they made it fast. We thought they took forever to charge so they developed a way to charge them quickly and built the…

Twitter was a mistake.  

“The other thing is they are not only trying to raise up minorities and make sure the playing field is even, they’re trying to take down the white culture.”

What sort of accountability are we looking for, exactly? This is a common theme on Kotaku for the last 5 or so years, but I’ve yet to see a proposal regarding what you’re wanting the devs to say. “Yes, our game about climate refugees shooting each other in the face is political” - and then what?

I mean cant it just be a game about shooting people in the face? Who cares.

Meanwhile, a judge has ordered Le-Nguyen not to return home

“The Land Cruiser rides on a new platform called GA-F.”

I’m deeply confused by this comparison as there was no fine levied on Osaka for withdrawing from the tournament. In addition there have been multiple players who have withdrawn from these tournaments over the years, often due to injuries, without criticism from the heads of the organizations. The criticism and the…

When is everyone going to admit that Jada is just a little bit ridiculous?

You know what boys don’t do? Sit around and talk about their penises all day. You know what else boys don’t do? Steam their penises.

It’s a winner. Perfect and simple enough the way it is. I want one.

Well, my recent desire to spend $20k on a Harley Pan America has morphed into a desire to spend $20k on a Maverick...

Prius MPGs with more utility for less money? If you have a family of four and a budget of less than $25K, I don’t see how you buy anything else. 

What the dumbfuckery is this? Now I am on record saying that religious dietary restrictions are moronic, but if someone wants to commit their life to that path then that is their choice and you shouldn’t be trying to force or trick them out of it. It is just rude in general to try and coerce or trick people into…

Is it Billion or Million? The title and article disagree.

Nooooo… mmm… nope. I don’t think it worked. Sorry.