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Windshields aren’t the only place that Elon can’t get rid of grimes.

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

Great list! I still don’t personally understand the draw of Vampire Survivors after spending a few hours with it, but different strokes. I’m glad to see SNAP on the list!

Pass! It’s been in an accident. A pretty bad one, too. Severe enough that it knocked the steering wheel over to the passenger side!

Knowing math allows you to get a better job than writing for Jalopnik. 

Better yet, some planes fly with more fuel than they took off with.

Thank you! I read that 3 times to make sure *I* wasn’t missing something so blatantly obvious.

The specific energy of jet fuel is around 12,600 watt-hours per kilogram. This means that with 1 kilogram of fuel, you could get a power of 1 watt for 1 hour

maybe not

Isn’t all flight an uphill struggle thanks to physics? That is literally the description of powered flight, struggling upwards.

I feel like this is one of those things that is very much reliant on age, but this is the actual best Batmobile (to me):

Wow this site has really gone downhill. 

“Asshole records himself speeding around Mahattan.” Why is Jalopnik giving this BS attention. 

Yeah, this hed:

Clicks and money, obviously. Jalopnik only claims “speed kills” if they can also monetize it. They’d happily put up any contradictory piece if it makes them money. Hypocrisy is not a word with which they are familiar.

Quite a juxtaposition between this and the article about the 6 people killed by the person who was speeding. We’re giving this new “record” attention why?  

Hey ask Sam Fels over at Deadspin if he knows Juan Soto turned down a $440M contract extension from the Nats and that’s why they traded him? Also let him know his article is insanely stupid because of that fact. Also tell your CSuite to allow comments on Deadspin again and that they’re idiots.