inb4 the Crypto-nerds show up and give us a healthy does of “umm, ackchewally”.

That list bit about the 9/16th is not likely to be relevant in my life ever. But I still love it.

You missed a few things which any old trucker could’ve told you. First off, in trucker parlance, these are called “Maxis”, as opposed to the non-spring brakes, which were just called “cans”. On your typical 18-wheelers, you’ll find maxis on only the last drive axle and the 2 trailer axles, never on the steer, and…

If they weren’t meant to cook kebabs, they shouldn’t have put ‘Lamb’ right there in the name. 

Lol, what?

The draft shouldn't exist, for men or women, but so long as it does it shouldn't be applicable to some and not others on the basis of sex.

The point of the lawsuit isn’t really to draft women; it’s to get rid of mandatory Selective Service registration altogether on the grounds that it’s discriminatory.

Either way, the ACLU taking up the military draft as an issue concerning gender discrimination seems to me to be a pitfall of liberal definitions of gender equality, which rely on the idea that women must seek to do everything that men do.

I disagree. If anyone is subject to the draft, then everyone should be. And also I think that the families of Congress and the president's cabinet members should automatically be drafted first. Maybe if it's *their* children killing and dying they will be less inclined to start shit.

On a related note:

I read this, and all I see is “I have a moral obligation to pirate the shit out of these games”. You don’t want the money? Fine. You don’t get it. Although, honestly, I want someone with the money and the guts to pirate the game, get taken to court, and argue successfully that preventing any legal way to purchase your…

It’s not a Rockstar open world game without a glitchy piece of architecture that sends you to Hell, Heaven, spiraling into the next hub world, or slammed into your friend’s personal vehicle.

Only $35000 for violating the rights of two minors and an illegal (unconstitutional) search? That family must have hired a bargain basement lawyer. Hell, they had a case where it could be argued that the police sexually assaulted minors. How aren’t there two extra zeros on that settlement?

Protip: If your rights have…

I mean... they can have games that feature political turmoil from the characters and setting, without trying to make some sort of grand political statement about the real world.

But I guess that kind of nuance is a bit difficult for some of the contributors around here, who would rather just post reactionary news…

All I can say is:  Yassss!!

“So, maybe wear clothes and don’t get fellated while driving.”

Whatever car shows he goes to: I want in!

“It’s just a simple science lesson. A teacher trying to do his job and the woke, leftist cancel culture army gets all up in arms about someone calling a black student an animals... Trust me, folks, they’re coming for your racist science class next!”

I’m pretty sure some humans actually belong to the fungus kingdom and only prosper in dark, dank, smelly recesses. *gestures at a whole slew of politicians*

Look, why can’t you just be happy for Fancy Kristen?