^ Either the proud owner of a virtual spaceship or Chris Roberts.

What's not to like about it, it's got huuuuuge, tracts of land

It’s fun to check in on a dumpster fire and see if it is still burning nearly a decade later.

Until you run out of gas, about 2 minutes later. 

Listen, lad. I built this car up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a car on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show ‘em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell…

The fact that they are only pulling it off the 3 and Y but leaving it on the more expensive S and X tells me that this is all about cost engineering. They are (probably) about to lose their billions in carbon-offset credits as Stellantis integrates FCA, and they need to make a profit from actual car sales. Since they…

[Veeeeerrry reluctantly gives a star.]

Did any of the cylinder heads of all those horsepower wind up in the bed of The Godfather?

Here are your biggest article writing errors:

I broke my collarbone just watching that move.

What I saw: runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunPOP-boinggggg-zoom-flip-flip-boom. Magical!

“The Charger Hellcat is not a subtle car for subtle people. It exudes big-dick energy and demands you turn your head to follow it down the road. It’s a conversation piece. It’s the car equivalent of a gym bro grunting as he drops his weights so everyone knows how hard he’s working. It’s going to boost your confidence…

I’m just grateful that someone on her Secret Service detail wanted to protect her.

Mr. Quincy Jones is a scholar, a gentleman, and one of the most gifted artists in the music industry. He’s a true inspiration, and most definitely deserves all of the awards and honors that have been bestowed upon him.  Thank you Mr. Jones for being in a class all by yourself.  Much love and respect to you!

We now know what will dominate the news cycle for the next year and a half on Fox News. I mean really we know The GOP and their media machine, Fox News, practice and specialize in racial resentment but these comments are red meat to their inbread, meth inhaling, Toby Keith worshiping, Roll Tide, jeans wearing to…

Reported by a fly on the wall:

This means that President Obama has not said anything different that the majority of the population has not already said (including many Republicans that know Trump has fucked them up but don’t know what to do about it).  

At least you have a vehicle - I had to walk 650 miles each way, uphill in the snow with 2 different strains of COVID and a hangover.

As a relative of one of these types, the answer to all of these is a resounding no. Obsessing over shit like this is pretty much it 

Wazes’s time has come and gone.