Star Citizen...Let me tell you what the real issue is with Star Cit-

Yeah... it would be a real shame if Star Citizen’s release were delayed by a week.

Agreed. It’s shit like this is why I think Kotaku’s traffic has died down. It’s not one thing, but it’s constant.

Too Right!

In the future, to all you folks out there trying to avoid the often violent police found across the globe, remember that you can always buy games digitally.

Imagine taking shots at a UK police officer for catching an escaped prisoner convicted of firearms offenses (100% illegal in the UK). What is the point of that final paragraph

I’ll do YOU one better: WHY is Space Jam?

You just wrote 43 words explaining how you are an asshole. What fucking smooth-brain filter said ‘yeah this is good content’?

I know history. I know that with a 60 Senate majority the ACA got passed. I know that Lord Maple from Vermont has gotten seven bills passed in his illustrious forty years and six of them were renaming post offices. I know that the so called progressive left have a lot of mouths that are good at tweeting, appearing on…

Yeah... I think I’ll have to rewatch it this Friday night. Been awhile and it would be nice to check out something like this again. 

What the fuck is your problem, man?

I was 10 years old in 1984. I didn’t like scary movies. I remember seeing an advertisement for CHUD in the newspaper. “Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers? Oh no - I’m never seeing that.”

Over the years I overcame my dislike for scary movies and came to not mind them - but I skipped seeing CHUD. I knew it…

What power is he not exercising? 

What you did is NOT what other people will do. That’s the point.

So instead of blaming Joe Manchin and Kristin Sinema you throw this at the feet of Joe Biden? Instead of blaming the bullshit far left and their “defund the police” rhetoric which scared a lot of white people into voting for Republicans in key senate races you blame Joe Biden? Instead of blaming all those people that…

I’m a conflicted over this. I got the full $1,200 as did my wife and eldest daughter, and my youngest daughter got $500. The thing is, wife and I make good money and daughters are attending school on scholarships and grants. None of us has lost a dime.

They should cut the foreign aid and support to business over profit cap, but it sounds worse than it is. If you are still making 80K as an individual or 160K as a couple, you do not need an extra $1400. The joke of the matter is the people that have no income or have lost a good percentage of it, will have only…

“The mercury in the thermometer read 47 degrees, but I knew with the wind factored in, it felt like 45, maybe 42. This presented a challenge, nearly as stiff as the breeze I encountered, as I had chosen to leave my scarf at home, and my neck quickly became kind of chilly.  Also, my hair was blowing, which was…

Aliens vs. Sex Predators